Of course, it's entirely possible Obama is serving his third term now.

"I used to say, 'You know what, if I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a front-man or a front-woman and they had an ear piece in and I was just in my basement with my sweats looking through the stuff and I could sort of deliver the lines, but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony, I would be fine with that.'"

--- BHO to Stephen Colbert

It is common knowledge that Biden isn't running the show; the only question is, who's doing it for him. Is it Obama? a coterie of nihilist twentysomethings? 习近平?